BLARGH!! @ r5

I used to have a blog, and this is where it was. It was mostly posts about programming and math, but they were written by a younger version of me and thus full of naïveté and overconfidence (i.e. arrogance).

Now I'm a picture of experience and cynicism, and don't really want the opinions of my 25-year-old self to be so easily archived on the Internet. So I've hand-selected a few of the "good ones" that won't make me an obvious hire-risk in the future.

Here is a chronological list of the posts I wrote.

  1. : Running a Subversion server on Windows
  2. : array_flatten()
  3. : Get Content-Length of Remote File in PHP
  4. : Why Everybody is Losing the Browser Wars
  5. : Transliteration in PHP
  6. : Conditional gzipping with Apache
  7. : Compiling PHP on Windows 64 bit with VC9
  8. : Extracting a Directory into its Own Subversion Repository
  9. : Coders at Work: Jamie Zawinski
  10. : Coders at Work: Brad Fitzpatrick
  11. : Fluent DOM Manipulation in JavaScript
  12. : When Test Driven Design Fails
  13. : Fun With Closures and Object Caches in PHP
  14. : Intro to Functional Programming via JavaScript
  15. : string.Format() in PHP
  16. : Reddit in 61 minutes and 97 lines of PHP
  17. : How to be an Awesome Open Source Developer
  18. : Uncountable vs. Infinite
  19. : Linq Walk
  20. : Get Computed Style in JavaScript
  21. : Seven CSS Tricks No One Should Ever Have to Memorize
  22. : Subversion, Apache, nginx and "Entity Too Large"
  23. : PHP is Dead
  24. : Configure NHibernate with Embedded Resource
  25. : Cyclomatic Complexity is Worthless
  26. : Non-magic property injection in Unity
  27. : Adding Two Numbers Is Not a Helpful Example
  28. : Determining if an Open Generic Type IsAssignableFrom a Type
  29. : Introducing Sunlight
  30. : PHP is Dead: Revisited
  31. : Argopt: Command line argument parsing in .NET
  32. : 404 on nginx 1.0.2 and Mono
  33. : Simple classical inheritance in JavaScript
  34. : Jarvis: Another JavaScript Unit Testing Framework
  35. : What is my fucking IP address and fun with nginx's echo module
  36. : The Etymology of Lifting
  37. : Firefox is master of the beard line
  38. : Refactoring a switch statement
  39. : Eventline: Beautify Your Life
  40. : Writing to the Syslog with Winston
  41. : Uploading to S3 in Bash
  42. : A Convenient Way to Write a jQuery Plugin
  43. : Constructors should not have side effects
  44. : Error Handling in NodeJS