BLARGH!![source]

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    <title>BLARGH!!</title>
    <description>My weblog</description>
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<p>
    I used to have a blog, and this is where it was. It was mostly posts
    about programming and math, but they were written by a younger version
    of me and thus full of naïveté and overconfidence (i.e. arrogance).
</p>
<p>
    Now I'm a picture of experience and cynicism, and don't really want the
    opinions of my 25-year-old self to be so easily archived on the Internet.
    So I've hand-selected a few of the "good ones" that won't make me an
    obvious hire-risk in the future. Although I cherry-picked a few that just
    made me nostalgic for a simpler time (and a simpler Internet).
</p>
<p>
    All the available posts are categorized under <glacius:link category="Legacy blog posts" />.
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