Video Game Feats[source]
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<title>Video Game Feats</title> | |
<description>Wherein I describe my numerous video game feats</description> | |
<category>Video games</category> | |
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<p> | |
Once upon a time in college I got into <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedrun">speed runs</a>. | |
Back then most of us would record ourselves playing on VHS and then send the tapes | |
to some dude at <a href="https://speeddemosarchive.com">Speed Demos Archive</a> who | |
would digitize them and then put them on the website if they were good enough. | |
Nowadays things like YouTube and Twitch exist and it's a little easier to record. This | |
may have led to a very surprising result (to me, at least), which is that speedrunning | |
became a <em>lot</em> more mainstream. To the extent that a select few actually make | |
a living by just doing speedruns on Twitch or YouTube. | |
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<p> | |
But for a while it was a smallish group of people geeking out on SDA (and | |
a few other sites, like the precursor to <a href="https://tasvideos.org">TASVideos</a>) | |
over playing video games really fast. | |
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Anyway, enough nostalgia. | |
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<hr /> | |
<h2>Speedruns</h2> | |
<table class="table table-hover" data-sortable="true"> | |
<thead> | |
<tr class="header"> | |
<th data-sort="string">Game</th> | |
<th data-sort="string">System</th> | |
<th data-sort="date">Date</th> | |
<th data-sort="string">Time</th> | |
<th data-sort="string">Category</th> | |
<th>Comments</th> | |
</tr> | |
</thead> | |
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<gameName>Super Mario Bros. 2</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Bros._2</gameLink> | |
<systemName>NES</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System</systemLink> | |
<date>2005-07-04</date> | |
<timeMs>655000</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://archive.org/details/Mario2_1055</videoLink> | |
<category>any %</category> | |
<comments>This was the inaugural run for this game, so it's not very good.</comments> | |
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<gameName>Super Mario Bros. 2</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Bros._2</gameLink> | |
<systemName>NES</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System</systemLink> | |
<date>2005-09-04</date> | |
<timeMs>1596000</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://archive.org/details/Mario2_2636</videoLink> | |
<category>warpless</category> | |
<comments>This record lasted for a long time (about 10 years). The video quality is very bad.</comments> | |
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<glacius:macro name="speedrun row"> | |
<properties> | |
<gameName>Kid Icarus</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_Icarus</gameLink> | |
<systemName>NES</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System</systemLink> | |
<date>2006-01-25</date> | |
<timeMs>2024000</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://archive.org/details/KidIcarus_3344</videoLink> | |
<category>any %</category> | |
<comments> | |
The best part of the game isn't featured in the run, which is being turned | |
into a terrible half-man/half-eggplant abomination. | |
</comments> | |
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<glacius:macro name="speedrun row"> | |
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<gameName>Contra</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contra_(video_game)</gameLink> | |
<systemName>NES</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System</systemLink> | |
<date>2006-02-18</date> | |
<timeMs>685000</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://archive.org/details/Contra_1125</videoLink> | |
<category>any %</category> | |
<comments> | |
This is the only game I ran out of spite. Everybody wanted to see Contra beat | |
quickly, but no one would do it. Then some guy said he was running it, and it | |
seemed promising. And then a year went by. Then he posted again that he was | |
working on it. But he didn't. So I did instead. The fastest time on video | |
before that was an emulated run that clocked in at around 13 minutes. | |
</comments> | |
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<glacius:macro name="speedrun row"> | |
<properties> | |
<gameName>Zelda II: The Adventure of Link</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda_II:_The_Adventure_of_Link</gameLink> | |
<systemName>NES</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System</systemLink> | |
<date>2006-05-08</date> | |
<timeMs>4697000</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://archive.org/details/Zelda2_SS_11817</videoLink> | |
<category>deathless</category> | |
<comments> | |
A very difficult way to play this game. This goes through the entire game | |
without dying on purpose. Dying is a very good strategy in speedrunning in | |
general, because it usually restores your health/magic/whatnot. I end up | |
dying by accident near the end of the run, after I got screwed by a red | |
potion not spawning, but it doesn't count as "abuse". This run was so | |
difficult and time consuming that I thought it would last forever. It's | |
turned out to be one of more hotly-contested variations. I'm proud of this | |
run; it took a lot of effort to devise the experience strategy, and I was | |
the first one to to attempt this category. | |
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<gameName>Zelda II: The Adventure of Link</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelda_II:_The_Adventure_of_Link</gameLink> | |
<systemName>NES</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System</systemLink> | |
<date>2006-05-19</date> | |
<timeMs>2509000</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://archive.org/details/Zelda2_SS_NewGamePlus_4149</videoLink> | |
<category>New Game+</category> | |
<comments> | |
This run starts from a "New Game+" file, which means you start with all your | |
powerups from when you beat the game. This beat the world record (at the time) | |
by one second, although that record had no video proof, so I had to devise | |
my own strategies. | |
</comments> | |
</properties> | |
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<glacius:macro name="speedrun row"> | |
<properties> | |
<gameName>Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitfall:_The_Mayan_Adventure</gameLink> | |
<systemName>Genesis</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Genesis</systemLink> | |
<date>2006-07-05</date> | |
<timeMs>1092000</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://archive.org/details/PitfallMayanAdventure_hard_1812</videoLink> | |
<category>any % (hard)</category> | |
<comments> | |
A fun game that extends the story of Pitfall Harry from the famous Atari | |
2600 game Pitfall! You play as his son, who is trying to rescue the original | |
Pitfall Harry from WARRIOR SPIRIT, which is, by far, the best name for a | |
final boss ever. | |
</comments> | |
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<properties> | |
<gameName>Ninja Gaiden</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Gaiden_(NES_video_game)</gameLink> | |
<systemName>NES</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System</systemLink> | |
<date>2007-02-18</date> | |
<timeMs>829000</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://archive.org/details/NinjaGaiden_1349</videoLink> | |
<category>any %</category> | |
<comments> | |
A notoriously difficult game. This was faster than the only other run that I | |
could find at the time by ~2 minutes. | |
</comments> | |
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<properties> | |
<gameName>Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck_Rogers:_Countdown_to_Doomsday</gameLink> | |
<systemName>Genesis</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Genesis</systemLink> | |
<date>2007-03-15</date> | |
<timeMs>5455000</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6rDMsikqM349</videoLink> | |
<category>any %</category> | |
<comments> | |
I never submitted this anywhere because the VHS quality was so bad. Years | |
later I converted it to digital myself and uploaded it to YouTube. The | |
music in this game is terrible but it's one of my favorite RPGs. | |
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</table> | |
<hr /> | |
<h2>Tool-assisted speedruns</h2> | |
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I also made some <a href="https://tasvideos.org/Glossary#ToolAssistedSpeedrunTas">tool-assisted | |
speedruns</a>. Even by the standards of the day, these weren't that good. But they did actually | |
get published on the site. | |
</p> | |
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<th data-sort="string">Game</th> | |
<th data-sort="string">System</th> | |
<th data-sort="date">Date</th> | |
<th data-sort="string">Time</th> | |
<th data-sort="string">Category</th> | |
<th>Comments</th> | |
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</thead> | |
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<properties> | |
<gameName>Crystalis</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystalis</gameLink> | |
<systemName>NES</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System</systemLink> | |
<date>2006-09-06</date> | |
<timeMs>3164470</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://tasvideos.org/1322M</videoLink> | |
<category>No wild warp</category> | |
<comments> | |
The only other TAS of this game used the Wild Warp, which was a | |
cheat/debug code to warp to about a dozen different places in the game | |
instantly. I didn't like that, so I made this one which didn't do that. | |
</comments> | |
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<gameName>Spiritual Warfare</gameName> | |
<gameLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiritual_Warfare_(video_game)</gameLink> | |
<systemName>NES</systemName> | |
<systemLink>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_Entertainment_System</systemLink> | |
<date>2006-09-27</date> | |
<timeMs>1007540</timeMs> | |
<videoLink>https://tasvideos.org/2193M</videoLink> | |
<category>any %</category> | |
<comments> | |
A strangely fun Legend of Zelda clone made by Wisdom Tree, a company that | |
made a bunch of generally poor Christian-themed video games in the 90s. | |
The music is truly terrible, however. | |
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</table> | |